How many of these spam violations of people’s Facebook feed are you guilty of? I’ve done a few of these in my time, just never the bikini shot…. I think….

As wonderful as the idea may be, you just know that you’d never be able to escape without getting sucked back in…

I think the Jedi powers would be far more useful, but this person probably got it right.

Ladies (and gents) do you know who’s been looking at your Facebook profile and what they’ve been doing?

Chris “Crabstickz” Kendall on the perils of Facebook stalking: “Damn girl this is really upsetting. You’ve been tickin’ all the boxes on your privacy settings. And your profile picture just ain’t doing the job. Cos your profile picture is a picture of your dog.”