SU-35BM hot on his tail. Javelin missiles locked on from the ground. Flares wouldn’t be of any use. There was only one reasonable option….

Perform a maneuver that would impress even Chuck Norris.

It’s over nine thousaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!

Drugs are bad kids, drugs are bad!

This is the sonogram you never want to see. I wonder if Redditor ozLebowski is questioning his wifes fidelity after seeing this, or if his inner geek is delighted by the prospect of his wife giving birth to one of Spider-man’s archenemies?

Osama Bin Laden in this independently-produced, feature-length zombie film, packed with violence, mayhem, guns, blood and discussions about Pokemon. Oh, and zombies. Lots of zombies.

The story follows Dusty, a yoga instructor from Colorado, who is on a desperate rescue mission to save her crazy brother Derek, a conspiracy theorist who is convinced Osama Bin Laden is still alive, despite having been buried at sea. In Afghanistan, Dusty falls in with a team of NATO Special Forces on a secret assignment. Turns out Derek is not so crazy after all, and that Osama has returned from his watery grave and is making an army of zombie terrorists. When the group crashes headlong into the growing zombie apocalypse, Dusty and the troops must find and destroy the root of the zombie insurgency before it infests the rest of the world.

Osombie is currently in post-production (it has already been shot and edited) but the team are looking for additional funding to finish post-production sound and music. If you’d like to see the film released then drop by Kickstarter and help them him the $15,000 funding goal of which the have already raised over $6000.

I know some people get really nostalgic about the BSOD and long to see it again (I haven’t seen a single one in years), but getting a “fatal exception errror” tattooed on your arm? That’s dedication.