Awesome parody advert for a Kinect version of Assassin’s Creed. Is it bad that I actually wish they would make this?

Live your legacy as a member of the Assassin order and learn to execute classic moves with your hidden blade or your bare hands!
Get in shape while your come ever closer to the truth locked away in the DNA of Desmond Miles, and his legendary ancestors like Altaïr Ibn-La’Ahad, Ezio Auditore da Firenze and Connor Kenway.

You say potato and I say spud.  The greatest challenge facing gamers is how to pronounce words they’re not familiar with, and then feeling like an ass when somebody points out how wrong they are, which is followed by a period of stubborn denial. With that in mind, behold the magesty of Neo Baha….

Do you speak Dragon tongue? With great power comes great responsib…. Oh fuck it! Fus Ro Dah!

The A&E reality series visits Tamriel and discovers the only thing more dangerous than dragons, is yourself.

Little did anyone know that Chewbacca was such a huge Phil Collins fan! Now back away and let the wookie drum.