Can there be anything more terrifying than being handed a uniform with a red shit when you get assigned to the Enterprise?

This sums up everything that most geeks feel about sports.

This is how real geeks hang their keys.

Seriously? Even with photoshop he couldn’t get it right and still ended up with hover hand?

In case you’ve been living under a rock, on Mars, with your fingers in your ears and a blindfold on, or just been raiding for the past 24 hours… Steve Jobs has resigned as CEO of Apple.